In an Inspirado show that created the most trash talk the internet has ever seen, only one team was left standing, BRICK. Brick team captain, Rick Andrews, put it perfectly, I have ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU WET TWATKINS…Let’s start this thing!
First up, Chet Watkins chose a dumb challenge and received Dwama; they were challenged to be 5 serious actors performing a drama written by Mrs. Hunt’s 2nd grade class. What unraveled was a rivalry between Mr. Doo Doo Head and Mr. Pee Pee Face, two people who met at the Poo Poo River. The piece was filled with lessons about tolerance, sharing and farting in public. Construction paper was used and imaginary friends were abused but in the end it would be Mr. Doo Doo Head and Mr. Pee Pee Face who would put aside their differences and get married. It was a real tear jerker which was immediately followed by a fart.
In their 6th week on the Inspirado stage, Brick chose an artsy challenge and received Coolio. August marks the 48th birthday of Coolio, the rapper made popular from such hits and “1,2,3,4” and “Gansta’s Paradise”; their challenge was to perform a piece in 4 parts and it had to take place in a “Gangsta’s Paradise”. Part 1, was a Gangsta who lived in a mansion with regenerating meat, fat blunts and attractive women who told jokes. Part 2, was a CPA in a blinged out prison cell who was allergic to Chrystal and loved Bob Seger. Part 3, was a senile mother who couldn’t enjoy her riches and Part 4 was a music video called, “Put Your Dick In Here”. All 4 parts were different paradises for different Gangsters; Coolio would have been proud.
In the closest Inspirado match of August, Brick stood tall once again with The Dale North Memorial Trophy nuzzled in their bosom. As Brick prepares for their 7th week on the Inspirado stage, one has to wonder, can anyone stop them at this point? Will Barker, Simpson, Jones LLC be able to slow down the enormous momentum of BRICK, or will they be steam rolled like everyone else? Find out next week at 11pm at INSPIRADOOO!!!!!!